AI Makes Up Circumstances, Courtroom Says ‘Certain, Why Not’: Judge signed off on party’s proposed order. Apparently didn’t bother to check the made up cases.
Textualism/Originalism Could Be Bankrupt, However Like Donald Trump At all times Is… Ignoring Prices, Harming Individuals Who Belief Them In Good Religion, And Barreling Ahead To The Subsequent Disaster Of Their Personal Making: Justice Breyer delivers well-crafted critiques that misunderstand that proponents aren’t trying to win the argument, they’re trying to have smart people treat them like they have ideas worth engaging.
John Roberts Replies On Cue: The Chief Justice took time out of his busy schedule to clarify that people like Breyer may have detailed, powerful, constitutionally valid criticisms, but they’re losers because SCOREBOARD! SIX VOTES, SUCKAS!
Diddy Covers ‘RICO’ Sauve: Prosecutors reached for racketeering. Missed.
The Definition Of Psychosis…: Speaking of doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result, Trump appeals Perkins Coie loss.
Legislation Corporations Exhibit Critical ‘I Bought Dumped, So Let’s Get Married’ Power: After losing 60 attorneys, Biglaw firm entertains merger talks.
Trump’s Attorneys Play Iowa Civ Professional Roulette: Team Trump’s legal eagles realized they needed to drop and refile their lawsuit. Probably a day late.
Biglaw Agency Events Like It’s 2019: Another Biglaw firm decides what associates really need is more fluorescent lighting.
Funds Invoice Limits Pupil Loans: If law school is harder to pay for… maybe they’ll lower tuition?
