Legally Blonde is the film that taught a technology that blonde ladies can do something, even assume actual good like. A pivotal a part of the movie (sorry for the spoiler) contains Elle questioning a witness on the minutia of haircare on the stand. Really an early 2000s interval piece — we’ve since moved far-off from relying on secretly sensible huge display screen blondes from deducing authorized conclusions for comedic or dramatic impact:
Cardi B just lately discovered herself caught up in courtroom blonde shenanigans. People has protection:
Cardi B’s wig swap left an legal professional who was cross-examining her throughout a civil assault trial confused about her “actual hair.” … “Yesterday you had black hair, quick hair. As we speak it’s blonde and lengthy. Which one is your actual hair? Or are they each actual?” he requested her.
[Cardi B] laughed earlier than replying, “They’re wigs.”
“Okay. Sorry, I didn’t know that. It’s wig at present, then,” the lawyer responded.
You possibly can see the trade right here:
Oh my God, this lawyer suing Cardi B.
“Which one is your actual hair? Or are they each actual?” plaintiff’s lawyer Ron Rosen requested.
Think about, gaining a ok grasp on RAP to go the bar solely to be confuddled by a rapper’s rolodex of wigs years later. And whereas it’s admittedly humorous that Cardi B is altering trial wigs like Ray-J changed his hat that one time, when you’re a trial legal professional engaged on a excessive profile case, have some tact. Gaffes like that may tank your credibility and distract jurors from the rationale you’re actually there, like arguing {that a} celeb bodily assaulted your consumer.
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