Transfer over Rocky Highway! There’s a brand new taste on the market that may have children completely bouncing off the partitions this summer time. Name it Pablo Escob-erry Crunch, as a result of it’s common ice cream with cocaine and MDMA combined in.
Wilmington, NC authorities have charged James Edwin Yokeley Jr. with lacing his personal grandchildren’s ice cream with narcotics at a Dairy Queen. I do know the Blizzard refers to snow, however this takes it a bit too far. Yokeley advised the cops on August 8 that the youngsters simply discovered the medication within the ice cream — earlier than consuming them fortunately — however subsequent assessment of video footage allegedly confirmed Yokeley placing the medication within the Ecsta-S’mores shakes himself.
Look, in case you’re simply making an attempt to sue a quick meals joint you’ll be able to simply declare to discover a hair within the meals, however you’ve obtained to understand the dedication required to go all the way in which to Schedule 1 narcotics.
From WRAL News:
Yokeley was charged with contaminating meals or drink with a managed substance, felony possession of schedule 1 narcotics and felony baby abuse, data present. He was transported to the New Hanover County Detention Heart and posted a $100,000 secured bond.
Because it occurs, Republican officers just lately tabbed Yokeley to function the chairman of the Surry County Board of Elections, an space on the Virginia border. How did he get that gig? From last year:
Yokeley mentioned potential voters are allowed to attest to being U.S. residents slightly than offering correct credentials for that. The GOP is suing the N.C. State Board of Elections over this subject.
“The legal guidelines must be stricter relating to verification of citizenship,” Yokeley mentioned Wednesday evening.
Wonderful what occurs when one celebration trades critical election supervision for anybody prepared to flog debunked talking points about non-citizens illegally voting en masse.
NC county elections chair accused of putting cocaine, MDMA in granddaughters’ ice cream [WRAL News]
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