It’s a day that ends in “y” so we’ve one other story a few lawyer submitting pretend citations with a court docket after Skynet trolled him with phony analysis. The first public hallucination humiliation ought to’ve nipped this within the bud and but — someway — the issue appears to be accelerating. The newest out of New York is, in numerous methods, par for the course. Some non-existent case citations and misattributed quotations, however no flawed authorized theories. And the lawyer responded swiftly upon studying of the error.
We’ve mentioned earlier than that sanctions have to keep ratcheting up to mirror that as these tales grow to be extra pervasive, attorneys nonetheless making these errors are working out of excuses. Nonetheless, if a lawyer responds shortly and contritely, they’ll take pleasure in some grace if solely to attract a line between boneheaded errors and doubling down and citing more fake cases to defend the first set of fake cases.
So this story ought to sit comfortably within the “oops, my unhealthy” class. However then he determined to put in writing his apology straight out of the deleted scenes from Lifeless Poets Society:
My skilled observe has all the time been guided by the precept that authorized advocacy shouldn’t be mere mechanical execution, however a craft that calls for the gardener’s contact—a cautious, lasting engagement that leaves one thing of oneself behind. Every quotation, every argument, every procedural choice is a mark upon the clay, an indelible impression which will someday be studied, critiqued, or function a cautionary story.
My eyes rolled so arduous that I’m dizzy. Come on, man! The occupation is pretentious sufficient as it’s with out calling each quotation an indelible mark upon the clay.
On this spirit, I acknowledge that the work we do as advocates—our filings, our citations, our selections—usually are not ephemeral. They endure, shaping the authorized panorama and, in their very own manner, turning into a part of the document of our skilled lives. My aspiration is all the time to be the gardener, not the lawn-cutter: to go away a mark that’s cautious, considerate, and lasting, at the same time as I acknowledge and study from my errors.
Ephemeral? You’re not a goth child attempting to attain a spot within the eighth grade literary journal — you’ll be able to simply say “sorry” with out going all Albert Camus. There’s a cause nobody’s writing: “Verily, my failure to adjust to the court docket’s web page restrict has left me in a state of deep despondence not in contrast to that of the majestic black swan….”
Fortunately, the temporary will get again on observe to recount the steps that led to the error, noting that he had employed cross-verification instruments however that these had failed. He additionally identifies a breakdown within the authorized expertise panorama itself:
The first supply of quotation inaccuracies stems from database migration issues whereby (i) many problematic citations originated from analysis carried out in December 2024 utilizing Casetext with CoCounsel, (ii) when Casetext was subsequently acquired by Thomson Reuters and built-in into Westlaw, I discontinued my subscription because of prohibitive value constraints, thereby dropping verification entry to beforehand compiled authorities, and (iii) this technological disruption created a verification hole that my different analysis strategies didn’t adequately bridge.
There’s numerous grumbling on the market about Casetext’s remaining absorption into Thomson Reuters. A number of small and solo attorneys have expressed frustration about TR’s pricing construction and it touches on entry to justice points if authorized AI turns into a drive multiplier solely accessible to the deepest Biglaw pockets. Alternatively, AI is pricey — or at the very least all of the work required to maintain the product from hallucinating up pretend circumstances is pricey — and firms must get that cash someplace. TR paid over $600M for Casetext they usually’re going to must get that cash again.
However all that apart, this clarification ought to increase purple flags — see what I did there — as a result of if the Casetext/TR migration concern tripped up “Michelangelo of the Movement” over right here, it’s going to occur to another person too. Casetext was too beloved of a platform for this to be an remoted scenario.
Then the response outlines the lawyer’s plans for the long run:

Observe how there’s a plan that doesn’t run away from AI. It’s too trite and nearly positively unhealthy coverage to say, “I promise I’ll by no means use AI once more.” It’s mainly a highschool abstinence pledge: noble, doomed, and going to contain gratuitous Bible quotes. That analogy would possibly’ve gotten away from me, however I’m sticking by it. Initially, it’s a lie as a result of AI will weasel its manner into the whole lot earlier than too lengthy so there’s no option to keep away from it. And second, it’s truly a great tool so long as attorneys perceive what it might and may’t accomplish. The authorized occupation goes to make use of AI… work out how you can do it with out injecting moral disasters into the workflow.
Truthfully, attorneys who discover themselves on the flawed finish of a hallucination matter ought to look to this response as a template. Take quick motion, apologize, clarify the issue so future attorneys know precisely what occurred, and proactively forge an AI plan for the long run. The substance of this response needs to be taught in CLEs.
OK, perhaps don’t observe the whole lot from this template:
Your Honor, within the historic libraries of Ashurbanipal, scribes carried their stylus as each device and sacred belief—understanding that each mark upon clay would endure lengthy past their mortal span. Because the position the mark (x) in Ezekiel Chapter 9, that marked the foreheads with a tav (x) of blood and ink, bear the identical solemn recognition: that the written phrase carries energy to protect or condemn, to construct or destroy, and leaves an indelible mark which can’t be erased however needs to be withdrawn, let it lead different to suppose these citations had been right.
Oh my GOD, STOP! If the case isn’t about repatriating an archaeological discover, the phrase “Ashurbanipal” shouldn’t be within the temporary. It’s a court docket submitting, not lore for the subsequent Murderer’s Creed.
However hey… the gratuitous Biblical quotation made it in there!
(Full temporary on the subsequent web page…)
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