On Friday, a federal choose in New York dismissed Donald Trump’s copyright swimsuit towards Bob Woodward and Simon and Schuster. A lot for the president’s plan to extort $50 million from the writer for conspiracy to collate and cobble! However when God closes a door, she opens a window. And in order that exact same day, Trump filed a $10 billion greenback defamation swimsuit towards the Wall Avenue Journal and its proprietor Rupert Murdoch.
Trump denies that in 2003 he contributed a crude drawing to a guide of “bawdy letters” compiled for pedophile Jeffrey Epstein’s fiftieth birthday, as reported by journalists Khadeeja Safdar and Joe Palazzolo of their blockbuster article.
“The Wall Avenue Journal printed a FAKE letter, supposedly to Epstein,” he screeched on social media. “These should not my phrases, not the way in which I speak. Additionally, I don’t draw footage.”

The New York Times and Washington Post promptly printed articles documenting quite a few line drawings the president contributed over time to charities. Just like the one described within the Journal, a lot of them are rendered in thick, black Sharpie and have his unmistakable echocardiogram signature.

“I’m gonna sue The Wall Avenue Journal similar to I sued everybody else,” he blustered in an try to ward the paper off of publication.
And that a lot a minimum of is true. Trump has a protracted historical past of suing information shops for publishing unflattering tales. Twenty years in the past, he sued New York Instances reporter Tim O’Brien for reporting that his internet price was someplace between $150–$250 million, far under Trump’s self‑reported $2.7–$6 billion. O’Brien in the end prevailed, though the case dragged on via 2011.
“I spent a few bucks on authorized charges, they usually spent a complete lot extra. I did it to make his life depressing, which I’m blissful about,” Trump sneered.
And that appears to be the president’s guiding philosophy in relation to litigation: It doesn’t matter what occurs in court docket so long as you make the opposite man bleed.
Which is a fortunate factor, as a result of Trump all the time loses in court docket. His lawsuit towards CNN received tossed. As did his fits towards the New York Times and Washington Post. His RICO trollsuit towards Hillary Clinton, James Comey, and half of DC value him a million dollars in sanctions. And his tortious deplatforming suits towards YouTube, Fb, and Twitter went nowhere till he received elected once more and Mark Zuckerberg used his as a automobile for a peace providing, AKA a bribe.
In reality, Trump’s solely courtroom “wins” have been settlements extorted after his election from media firms chopping their losses when confronted a with a madman controlling the levers of energy.
In some sense, this latest swimsuit towards the Journal is of a chunk with all of the others. It’s ridiculous on its face and solely “works” as an offended press launch stapled to a $402 examine to cowl the federal submitting charge. And but it can’t be divorced from the bigger context, through which Trump’s base is tearing itself aside over Jeffrey Epstein. After years of winking at Qanon and Pizzagate hoaxers, Trump finds himself unable to halt the conspiratorial frenzy — significantly after the FBI and Legal professional Basic Pam Bondi spectacularly bungled the a lot hyped launch of the “Epstein Information.”
Rubbish pleadings
The grievance itself is par for the Trump course, consisting of simply 18 threadbare pages larded with inflammatory rhetoric and screenshots of the supposedly defamatory story and its republication on social media. As to precise legislation … not a lot.
It alleges that calling Trump Epstein’s “pal” and saying he drew ladies’s breasts quantities to defamation per se, a subset of defamation involving allegations of crime or ethical turpitude. Clearly it’s not defamatory in any respect (a lot much less defamatory per se) to report {that a} infamous philanderer drew boobs for his pal’s birthday.
But when the defamatory bit was “to try and inextricably hyperlink President Trump to Epstein,” properly, Trump was Epstein’s pal 25 years in the past. We’ve all seen that nasty video of them gawking at younger ladies on the dance ground and skim the New York magazine piece the place Trump stated “I’ve identified Jeff for 15 years. Terrific man. He’s lots of enjoyable to be with. It’s even stated that he likes lovely ladies as a lot as I do, and lots of of them are on the youthful aspect.”
As for the precise malice normal required by NYT v. Sullivan, the grievance merely states in conclusory vogue that’s happy:
The statements had been printed by Defendants with precise malice, oppression and fraud in that they had been conscious on the time of the falsity of the publication and thus, made stated publications in dangerous religion, out of disdain and ill-will directed in the direction of Plaintiff with none regard for the reality.
How do we all know that the Journal was “conscious on the time of the falsity of the publication?” As a result of Trump known as up Murdoch to yell at him and deny it.
Notably, Murdoch and Thomson licensed the publication of the Article after President Trump put them each on discover that the letter was pretend and nonexistent.
Besides that it’s well established that mere denial by the plaintiff won’t set up that the defendant knew the story was false as required by the Sullivan normal. And simply two weeks in the past, an eleventh Circuit panel, together with two Trump appointees, affirmed the dismissal of golfer Patrick Reed’s defamation claims towards the Golf Channel as a result of “Reed’s complaints embody a litany of conclusory allegations which are merely formulaic recitations of the ‘precise malice’ component which, alone, are inadequate.”
(Reed was pissed as a result of commentator Brandel Chamblee criticized him for decamping from the PGA to the Saudi-backed LIV golf. Trump hosted merger talks between the rival excursions at his Florida golf membership after welcoming Prince “Bonesaw” again to well mannered firm. Fireplace the writers!)
Trump is represented right here by Alejandro Brito, a industrial litigator from Coral Gables who rode alongside for the disastrous CNN swimsuit, but in addition for the profitable try to wring money out of ABC after George Stephanopoulos inartfully referred to Trump as an “adjudicated rapist.”
This newest grievance additionally comprises some hilarious typos.

“$10 billion {dollars}?” Is that like ten billion {dollars} SQUARED? By our math that’s ONE HUNDRED QUINTILLION DOLLARS.

However whyyyyy?
It’s not clear what Trump truly “needs” right here. He’s had good luck recently submitting ridiculous trollsuits leveraging unsubtle threats by government businesses as a method to extract obeisance from media firms. However it’s one factor to file a SLAPP swimsuit towards the Des Moines Register for tortious whiffing a ballot. The worst factor that may occur there’s your attorneys stepping on every rake in Iowa as they discover the vagaries of the Federal Guidelines of Civil Process. It’s fairly one other to pour fuel on a fireplace that’s engulfing your administration and threatening to divide your base.
As a result of Safdar and Palazzolo are very skilled reporters. In reality, Palazzolo received a Pulitzer Prize for breaking the information about Michael Cohen paying Stormy Daniels $130,000 to maintain quiet about her encounter with Trump. It is rather unlikely that Safdar, Palazzolo, and the Wall Avenue Journal would go to press with out all their geese in a row, and so they’re virtually definitely ready to name Trump’s bluff. Simply as The Atlantic responded to White Home denials that cupboard members mentioned categorized warfare plans over Sign by publishing the screenshots, the Journal can punch again by publishing the sketch. And even when it doesn’t, this imbroglio is fraught with peril for Trump himself.
Particularly, the article claims that “Pages from the leather-bound album—assembled earlier than Epstein was first arrested in 2006—are among the many paperwork examined by Justice Division officers who investigated Epstein and Maxwell years in the past, in keeping with individuals who have reviewed the pages.” If that’s right, then the DOJ has this doc, and its failure to provide it should simply feed accusations of a coverup.
Furthermore, there look like a number of members within the occasion, together with Ghislaine Maxwell, Epstein’s girlfriend/procurer, who compiled the messages from Epstein’s “friends” and is at present serving a 20-year jail sentence. The reporters additionally spoke to “individuals who had been concerned within the course of” of assembling the birthday guide, which was printed by New York Metropolis bookbinder, Herbert Weitz.
Put merely, this isn’t the apocryphal pee tape. There are clearly witnesses and a paper path that can make this maximally disagreeable for Trump if he retains dragging the story into the following information cycle — and that’s earlier than this case even will get to discovery.
And the Journal appears to have little interest in backing down. Dow Jones, the paper’s father or mother firm, put out a press release saying, “We now have full confidence within the rigor and accuracy of our reporting, and can vigorously defend towards any lawsuit.”
So, now what?
The case was filed within the Southern District of Florida and can virtually definitely be assigned to a choose at the moment. There are a good variety of Trump appointees on this district, together with the notorious Decide Aileen Cannon. However it was docketed within the Miami division, so he’s unlikely to wind up in her courtroom in Fort Pierce.
Notably this is identical district the place Decide Anuraang Singhal, one other Trump decide, dismissed Trump’s CNN swimsuit as a result of their reporting calling him out for “the Huge Lie” was “opinion, not factually false statements, and due to this fact should not actionable.” Decide Singhal additionally dismissed Alan Dershowitz’s LOLsuit towards CNN for supposed “defamatory” reporting on his feedback concerning the first Trump impeachment.
Dershowitz was deeply enmeshed within the Epstein story: He negotiated Epstein’s first disgracefully lenient plea deal. He, too, contributed a web page to the birthday guide. And he admits he received a therapeutic massage at Epstein’s home, however insists that it was from an outdated Russian lady, and he saved his underpants on as a result of he and his spouse have a “perfect, perfect sex life.” (Fireplace the writers once more! And vomit!)
Final week, Dersh penned an opinion piece within the Journal — the place else? — insisting that there was no Epstein shopper record, and if there was it wouldn’t embody “any present officeholders.” Ummmm …
All of which is to say that that is an odd time for a lawsuit reminding the general public of all the allegations made towards Trump and Dersh by Epstein’s victims. Trump appears to have lodged his foot in a lure of his personal making, and is trying to shoot the factor off with a really huge gun.
Cautious what you sue for, ‘trigger you simply would possibly get it.
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